Dec 21

Bah Humbug!

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Well no, not really…

I have always disliked the run up to Christmas.  In the UK shortly after Easter you start seeing adverts for the following Christmas, and then anytime from late September to October the Christmas machine kicks in with full force.

Monotonously pumping out renditions of Christmas songs past, like the ghost of Marley tormenting a modern day Scrooge, with nightmares of previous Christmas Shopping.

So here in France, I genuinely haven’t noticed the build up to Christmas this year.  I haven’t heard Slade, Band Aid or even Cliff Richard once, but I have noticed that the shops are all slowly turning shades of Green and Red…

That is, until last weekend.

That is when we decided to go to the Shopping centre at La Defence, admittedly it isn’t normally as busy as les halles but a mistake all the same.

We didn’t go to buy any presents but to go shopping and pick up the card for our wedding invitations.

On arrival we were lulled into a false sence of security as the escalators to the centre were flowing steadily and not too many people in sight.

Then we got to the top of the stairs, past the point of no return…

At least there was not any continual Christmas music reminding people why they were doing this, or if there was you couldn’t hear it abouve the noise of the crowds.

So after finding the card, and at the till being stunned to find that two of the pens we bought were almost €10 each (this ex-Branson store decided to remove the price tags on almost everything) we went once again to the fore.

I can only imagine what was going through the minds of all these parents looking for the French equivalent of the Go Go Hamster until outside that Green facia’d coffee shop I saw the animal world version of Christmas Shopping.

This is a picture of rats with wings (pigeons) fighting over the last bit of a chocolate brownie…

Doesn’t it make you feel good that as advanced as we are (well, like to think we are) we are like the lowly pigeon, but instead of battling to get the last bit of food we are fighting over the last whatever-it-is-that-will-be-forgotten-in-two-weeks-or-when-we-have-to-find-that-little-screwdriver-to-insert-the-battery.

Merry Christmas!

Dec 17

La neige dans Paris

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So after the exclamations on Twitter yesterday, everyone in the South East of the UK was exclaiming “It’s Snowing!” and “Snow, that’ll be the trains f**ked!” or words to those effects, it made me realise that I would soon see the white stuff myself.

I’ve always liked snow, it takes me back to the rare times of my youth when the snow fell and actually stayed.  What I don’t like about the snow is the way everything grinds to a halt because of it.

This morning the future Mrs Scotsdreamer woke me exclaiming “Il neige!” but it was light and melting immediately.  she then said slightly disappointedly that it wouldn’t stay.

20 minutes later and looking out the window there was the definate beginnings of stretches of white…

So as readers may be aware I hate Parisian public transport, but today it was amazing.  The Metro was crammed, not even enough room to play sardines.  The bus was busy and full. and I left the house late and got to work on time!

This has to be a first, I remember a time in Birmingham there was a little snow and ice and a 45 minute bus journey took 4 hours (admittedly it was uphill), in the South East when it snows traffic stops and trains can’t go on the tracks as it’s the wrong sort of snow (or some other lame excuse).

It appears that the mindset of the Parisians havent even thought about the american term “Snow Day”

Bliss!

I am just a little disappointed that I am going to have to spend the day inside though… but in 5 days I’ll be out of the office, so maybe, just maybe I’ll get the chance to make a snowman…

Dec 14

Time flies like an arrow…

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…but fruit flies like a banana!

I’ve just noticed that it has been almost a month since I last wrote a post…

Shame on me…

Well, apart from starting to panic about the wedding preparations, things have been quiet on the Scotsdreamer front.

Since I am now looking for a new job, I have had the pleasure of revising my CV so that it fits into the French market.  From what used to be a well written robust 2 page CV I have had to do some severe truncating (and font size reduction) so that it fits onto one page.  I will not however include a photo!

So hopefully with my new CV I will start getting some nibbles and shouldn’t be out of a job for too long.  Either way I intend to take some French lessons during the evening from January and my greatest concern is not being able to speak during an interview…

Speaking of which I have one tonight which I hope will go ok.  I believe it will concentrate on my particular specialisations – professional not personal, so should go quite well.

I’ve also been getting ready for the time of year where you are expected to spend money on presents that nobody, even yourself, would want at any other time of the year.  I have so far spent a whopping €0.00 on presents! but I do have 3 gifts left to get. one for Belle Mamman, My mother and the Future Mrs Scotsdreamer…

Perhaps they will be happy with some of my origami?!?

Anyway this is just really a placefiller and I will be looking to post something more detailed later this week…

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